Kadi jokes for you!!!!!!!!!!!

1)What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism? Kaal marks.
2)How do flies communicate? eee-mail
3)What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai? Wire-eriyarthu
4)What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali? Naak-out
5)What is the opposite of Arvindswamy? Arvind-DID-NOT-SEE-ME
6) Q: Yen, cinema theatre-la A-row la irukkara-vangalukku cinema ozhungavetheriyalai?
A: Enna, A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku.
7)Q: Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu,stamp vangittu, veliyapora?
A: Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.
8)Q: Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam porathu.Anga theatre Kadhavai kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen?
A: Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.
9)Q: Japanese, Leaning Tower of Pisa kattina adhukku enna per veppa?
A: Nikumo-Nikado
10)LIC oda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga. Yaen? Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi.